I do not know if I'm a stupid romantic . . . or a complete idiot!
You're neither; you're an adventurer! Lucky for you, your lack of specialized knowledge is unlikely to physically harm you, like it would if you were undertaking your first free climb on the Dawn Wall.
Keep in mind that when you're running a compression test on a neglected engine, you could be pumping stale, debris-laden fuel into the fuel injectors when you do it so you might want to clean out the fuel tank, replace the fuel filter and replace the fuel tank hoses if you haven't already done that. Furthermore,
if the battery cranks the engine too slowly, the starter relay is likely to seize so don't overdo it; keep the battery charged. Compression readings would be more accurate from a fully-warmed engine but since
that isn't a possibility right now, the following technique might give you better assessment of what you have.
Piston rings on an unused, unlubricated Brick can seize and lessen compression. Charge the motorcycle's battery. Get some
fogging oil. Remove the spark plugs, spray the oil into each cylinder. With the spark plugs still removed, screw the tester into cylinder #1. With the throttle held
wide open, crank the starter, and read the highest result. Do the other two cylinders; Let us know the outcome.