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Offline poach

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New Member
« on: October 21, 2013, 05:15:09 PM »
Howdy...

I don't ride a brick...not man enough.

But I like donkeys, Jockos, and long walks on the beach. So, do I get a super-secret squirrel decoder ring?

Btw, who's the screamin' beagle lover who comes up with those security questions? How many cylinders does a K75 have?

How the hell should I know??? :neener:
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Offline mystic red

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Re: New member
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2013, 06:11:30 PM »
I'm sure you will contribute much to our humble site. Thanks for stopping by.
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Offline poach

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Re: New member
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2013, 06:34:11 PM »
Thanks for having me. And thanks for the nifty lime green motobrick beefy-T...it's a real hit with the ladies.
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Offline johnny

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Re: New member
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2013, 03:07:21 PM »
greetings group b poacher...

you have to earn your super-secret squirrel decoder ring... butts you can getts you can getts you can getts your gerbil decoder ring by showing a little bologna ring... b o l o g n a...

j o

 

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Offline poach

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Re: New member
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2013, 03:21:45 PM »
My bologna has a first name, it's E-l-v-i-s....
My bologna has a second name it's...well, actually it doesn't.

In the area? Is it time to whack some throttle yet lad?
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Offline johnny

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Re: New member
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2013, 03:55:18 PM »
nope... at sfo now... then victerville... then anerheim... anerheim till april...

you oughtta do this with viffer and m.brane...

j o
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Offline poach

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Re: New member
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2013, 04:53:14 PM »
Well dang daddy... I gotts to wait until April? That's unsatisfactory...how long you in The City for?

As much as I'd like to see Viff&theBrane again, that whole group shindig kinda blows. Ain't down with OPP...yeah, you know me.

Besides, I'm shipping like a moe through Oct 31.

But if'n you're still north of me right after the 31st you holler at a brutha...y'hear?
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Offline johnny

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Re: New member
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2013, 12:28:30 PM »
greetings group b...

just gotts out november calandar... at this point we can roll oughtta anerheim wed 11-27 thu 11-28 fri 11-29 sat 11-30 sun 11-31... im thinking utall...

what say you...

j o

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Offline poach

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Re: New member
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2013, 12:45:24 PM »
11/28=TurkeyDay. I'm cooking for 12
11/29-11/30=I'm at Sluttonwillow with TrackDaz. Back to my roots...so to speak.

11/20-21-22 looks promising. But your calendar is on crack, as those days are wed/thur/fri. Which is not a problem for me.

Gonna ping Dan&Bruce?
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Offline mystic red

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Re: New member
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2013, 12:57:51 PM »
Quote from: poach on October 21, 2013, 06:34:11 PM
Thanks for having me. And thanks for the nifty lime green motobrick beefy-T...it's a real hit with the ladies.

I got the orange....chick magnet as long as you keep the tag folded down.
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Offline poach

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Re: New member
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2013, 01:01:18 PM »
Johnny said he'd sing to me if I ordered the orange.

So I went green. :yes
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Offline poach

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Re: New member
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2013, 01:24:47 PM »
Dude...that's a dream ride for an ST n00b like me. And you gotta go and set it up during a time period I can't possibly make? Gah...

Ride on you magnificent bastidge...ride on.

Maybe if I were to...nah, she'd divorce my silly arse for sure.

Dang...

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Offline poach

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Re: New member
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2013, 03:15:56 PM »
Stuck my toe in to test the waters...drew back a bloody stump.

I'm definitely off the deal lol

Carve it up brah... :2thumbup:

Also, nice ninja edit on the calendar dates.  :yes
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Offline poach

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Re: New member
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2013, 11:48:34 AM »
Not one to throw the towel in easily, I put my sellin' shoes on. There's a glimmer of hope here.

Called ya last night, no answer. Call me...
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Offline Crapdealerbob

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Re: New member
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2013, 11:17:20 AM »
Johnny - when will you be in Vegas?  Or did I miss you already...
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Offline johnny

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Re: New member
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2013, 11:23:32 AM »
greetings cdb...

we are planning to roll out the valley of fire on thanksgiving day... then figger it out from there depending on the weather in the greater mokee dugway area...

wanna go...

j o
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Offline poach

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Re: New member
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2013, 01:14:06 PM »
Bring it!!!







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Offline poach

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Re: New Member ~ Thanksgiving Weekend Ride 2013 ~ YeeeeeeHaaaaaaaa
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2013, 01:45:14 PM »
He'd love to spend the night in Zion...he's been a long, long while in Babylon.


Giggity....
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Offline johnny

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Re: New Member ~ Thanksgiving Weekend Ride 2013 ~ YeeeeeeHaaaaaaaa
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2013, 01:50:16 PM »
gotts a date with fate on a black motobike...

shes a digital motobricker...


j o
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Offline CRASH

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Re: New Member~Family Wrecker Holiday Ride 2013~Anybody Know a Good Divorce Attorney
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2013, 07:20:29 AM »
Well there goes the neighborhood .... the King of the Land Barge has arrived.  :falldown:

What's shaken Chris?
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Offline poach

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Re: New Member~Family Wrecker Holiday Ride 2013~Anybody Know a Good Divorce Attorney
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2013, 11:12:20 AM »
Quote from: CRASH on November 03, 2013, 07:20:29 AM
Well there goes the neighborhood .... the King of the Land Barge has arrived.  :falldown:

What's shaken Chris?
Fixin' to roll out with J O on the 2013 homewrecker tour. It's not as impressive as your recent accomplishments, but hey...us n00bs gotta start somewhere.
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Offline poach

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Re: New Member~Family Wrecker Holiday Ride 2013~Anybody Know a Good Divorce Attorney
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2013, 03:38:57 PM »
Homewrecker tour prep ride...putting in the work.

Initial Goal: Beashore rd to clover meadow.
Result: Fail
Observations: Ice continues to maintain low friction coefficient and may cause issues with regard to proper handling characteristics.



Alternative Goal: Rd 225/Mammoth Pool Rd to clover meadow.
Result: Great success
Observations: When the wind starts gusting up to 25mph in the Sierras during the month of November, it's time to perform one of the oldest and noblest of moto traditions...the judicious 180. Because invariably...something wicked this way comes.




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Offline poach

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Re: New Member~Family Wrecker Holiday Ride 2013~Anybody Know a Good Divorce Attorney
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2013, 02:54:08 PM »
Tour prep #2...Flat trackin' the Parkfield Dugway.

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Offline johnny

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Re: New Member~Family Wrecker Holiday Ride 2013~Anybody Know a Good Divorce Attorney
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2013, 12:40:10 PM »
battery was dead after 4 weeks no ride... its 5 years old and would not take a charge... gotts a new weedwhacker battery from the donkey supply store... fired up on the 4th pull... front tior was down 5 and the rear was same as its ever been... gotta sort out our trailor... then shake down the burd motobrick on moes driveway...

beashore road... april 2013...



more later...

j o

 
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Offline poach

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Re: New Member~Family Wrecker Holiday Ride 2013~Anybody Know a Good Divorce Attorney
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2013, 01:57:11 PM »
Aight den...

Marge the Landbarge is ready:
-Tars
-Earl
-Xtra glubs
-Baklava...w/o walnuts cuz they gimme hives.
-Frog skins for the wet work.
-Nose to tail cursory inspection

I'll call tonite to tie up a couple loose ends J O...ready to light this candle.
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