Thanks Johnny you need the following one Koala 2 bottles Scotch or Bourbon, pre rolled pastry (I can't be bothered to make it myself ), potatoes, carrots, onions. salt, pepper, strong hessian bag. First sample the Scotch to test quality, then find a tree with a Koala in it. Shample the Scotch again to give you courage to climb the tree. Crimb the tree rememberz to bring bag otherwize you will have to go back for itz, shample the Scotch again Koalaz can be vicious. Grabz da Koala shample Scotch andz fallz outa da tree. Shamplez da Scotch again putz cheezed off Koalaz in bagz. Shamplez da Scotch. Peelz all da veggies, shamplez da scotch it's thirzty workz peelingz. Rollz out da pastryz. Take large sharpz nife and stabz yourself in da handz. Usez da scotch to dullz da painz. Letz Koalaz outa da bagz ,Koalaz taste like sh*t finizh of da scotch and pass out.
Regardz Smartnz