Re: The current fuel shortage in the UK, this is my favorite part of the story:
"Francis Maude, the Cabinet Office minister who suggested earlier in the week that motorists should stockpile fuel in “jerry cans” *faced calls to resign* after a 46-year-old woman suffered 40 per cent burns when petrol ignited as she was pouring it into a container."
This is why their Empire died: holding other people responsible for the actions of idiots.
Not only was that moron transferring fuel in her kitchen, but she was doing it *while cooking dinner.*