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Offline TrueAce

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Corn, Corn, and more corn
« on: March 13, 2016, 10:26:49 PM »
So Johnny said "why don't you drop by the house and take a look at my K1100RS...aka Brick of the Corn. And not having thing else to do Saturday, I dropped by.......over a 1000 miles one-way, dropped by. Never seen endless miles of corn fields like the have in So. Illinois! Wisconsin is pretty full of corn, too. And as TimTyler had warned, there was Juneau Johnny, full of corn, and in his garage the mighty "Brick of the Corn". Lots of corn all the way. Johnny sez "Lets ride around the block", a short run 90 mph around a few county roads and I was hooked. See picture below.......the blue K is the former Brick of the Corn, the big fellow on the trailer is Johnny crying saying goodbye. Yes, the BOC has gone South forever, retired to Florida in my garage. So I think in memory of the land it came from, I'll just name it "Corn Bread".  Thanks, Johnny!
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Offline TimTyler

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2016, 10:38:15 PM »
 :2thumbup:
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Offline The Mighty Gryphon

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2016, 10:48:20 PM »
Great story Ace, but why "corn bread"?   Why not "Cheetos", the perfect combination of cheez, corn and crunch?   I hear they go great with weed butter.
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'91 K100RS16V "Moby Brick Too"

Past:
'94 K75RT "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS"
'92 K100RS16V "Moby Brick" (RIP, deceased in a vehicular assault)
'94 K75S Special Edition Dakar Yellow "Cheetos"
'89 K100RS Special Edition "Special Ed"

Offline TrueAce

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2016, 10:51:19 PM »
Great suggestion.......I love Cheetos, one of the three basic Southern food groups...Beer, Cheetos, and Barbeque.
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Offline The Mighty Gryphon

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2016, 10:55:05 PM »
Dang!  I could be a southern boy.  Except, don't a lot of them ride them Hardly Ablesons?
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  • In my garage in Marilla, NY
  • '91K100RS White/Blue
Current:
'91 K100RS16V "Moby Brick Too"

Past:
'94 K75RT "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS"
'92 K100RS16V "Moby Brick" (RIP, deceased in a vehicular assault)
'94 K75S Special Edition Dakar Yellow "Cheetos"
'89 K100RS Special Edition "Special Ed"

Offline Laitch

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2016, 11:32:07 PM »
A mazing story, cornsidering the circumstances, Ace.
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Offline The Mighty Gryphon

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2016, 12:19:28 AM »
Ace, you've got first dibs on it, but if you don't use Cheetos for the Cheez Brick Of The Corn can I use it for my yellow S?
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  • In my garage in Marilla, NY
  • '91K100RS White/Blue
Current:
'91 K100RS16V "Moby Brick Too"

Past:
'94 K75RT "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS"
'92 K100RS16V "Moby Brick" (RIP, deceased in a vehicular assault)
'94 K75S Special Edition Dakar Yellow "Cheetos"
'89 K100RS Special Edition "Special Ed"

Offline Chaos

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2016, 12:57:26 AM »
Quote from: Laitch on March 13, 2016, 11:32:07 PM
A mazing story, cornsidering the circumstances, Ace.

quit that!
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Offline TrueAce

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2016, 01:04:57 AM »
I thought that Laitch was too clever and nobody would get it! Way to go Chaos!
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Offline Martin

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2016, 03:05:11 AM »
Come on fellas stop with the corny jokes.
Regards Martin
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Offline Scud

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2016, 04:47:14 PM »
I thought this thread was gonna be about ethanol.

Corn-gratulations to everyone.
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Offline Martin

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2016, 06:37:49 PM »
Cornsidering the topic I am amaized that you guys cornstantly keep posting these cornments.
Sorry fellas a corntrite Martin.
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Offline Laitch

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2016, 07:01:11 PM »
No need to apologize, Martin. I think you popped off with a kernel of truth there.
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Offline Chaos

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2016, 09:15:45 PM »
Are ypu guys buttering each other up?
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Offline Laitch

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2016, 09:32:43 PM »
Aw, shucks, Chaos.
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Offline tsnap

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2016, 09:34:06 PM »
Stalking?  the walls have ears!

Shucks

tom :blah:
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Offline Chaos

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2016, 09:37:55 PM »
I'm sure there's a silk lining to this
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2023 Ural 2WD sidecar (BMW's bastard step child)

Offline Laitch

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2016, 09:47:53 PM »
Quote from: Chaos on March 14, 2016, 09:37:55 PM
I'm sure there's a silk lining to this
Well, if there isn't, Chaos, getting away from this thread is going to take some true grits.
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Offline Chaos

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2016, 09:55:10 PM »
We'll keep squeezing more out of it
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2023 Ural 2WD sidecar (BMW's bastard step child)

Offline TrueAce

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2016, 10:28:53 PM »
If you take the corn away from Johnny, are you left with just a hotdog?
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Offline tsnap

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2016, 10:32:10 PM »
he would squeeze the weiner,and let it shine.

and then a shot o squeezins

tom
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Offline Chaos

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2016, 11:52:41 PM »
Quote from: TrueAce on March 14, 2016, 10:28:53 PM
If you take the corn away......

But what about the CHILDREN!
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2023 Ural 2WD sidecar (BMW's bastard step child)

Offline tsnap

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2016, 08:57:06 AM »
some of these comments are a cornacopia of corniness, and should be taken with a grain of salt and butta.

and some of these bikes have been cobbled up I've noticed.
tom
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Offline Bill

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2016, 09:16:55 AM »
This thread is getting downright eary .....
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Offline Chaos

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Re: Corn, Corn, and more corn
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2016, 09:50:37 AM »
Stalkers are gonna think we're fried
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2023 Ural 2WD sidecar (BMW's bastard step child)
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