Author Topic: Twisty Bovine MotoMadness An Experiment In MotoDebauchery  (Read 1933 times)

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Twisty Bovine MotoMadness An Experiment In MotoDebauchery
« on: February 12, 2017, 12:39:37 PM »
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greetings...

rolling from cheezconsin to socal where we gotts the old crew together for twistys and bovine # 4...

thats right... j o and m o are rolling to socal 2up for the twisty bovine # 4... leaving the chee saturday 6/17 and arriving in hollenbeck friday 6/24... the twisty bovine ride 6/24 to 6/28 is a closed ride...

however... if you wanna meet up along the way... speak up... we are on a tight schedule from cheezconsin to socal... butts after socal we are gonna sashay the good stuff... if you wanna meet up before 6/24 or after 6/28... we are all ears...

please note... this is a dawn to dusk ride... we commence riding at 1st light and start thinking abouts overnighting near dusk... a well maintained moto with good tiors is absolutely necessary...

if you are the victim... the pathetic liberal progressive communist socialist trendie social justice hipster activist marxist redistributionist anticonstitutionalist sensitive safezone snowflake bullied whiner... we rather you pleasure yourself on a daily basis until the end of time with a bruno no moly spline hardened rough milled driveshaft than give this ride another thought...

more later...


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Offline D.Bachtel

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Day 5,  through the Moapa Reservation and the Valley of Fire.
What a lovely time of year, maybe a dusk to dawn ride would be better. It's phucting hot out there!  :bmwsmile

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greetings...

i like riding in the blast furnace... seperates me from the bullyed posers...

840 miles of slabb today... started out at 6606... hot rails to he11... have another hour of light... butts i prefer not to put on the clear shield...

more later...

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Offline D.Bachtel

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Crazy man, crazy.
You may be the blast furnace.
Don't forget the rounds for my 1872 S&W Top Break Double action 38 cal. revolver. Black Powder please....

I'll have to meet you to believe you're real. Jockos you say?

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greetings...

johnny no slabb here...

we are entering the twistys near ft collins co...

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Gimme a shout fri night re meet time @ mckittric massif por favor.


Also, nipomo man is correct. I engaged the Moapa band of Paiute last fri afternoon for the purpose of purchasing pyrotechnical ordnance. It was hot as fuck and will be a lot hotter when y'all roll through. Keep that H2O handy daddy...

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Up and over the Divide. Must feel good to leave the Plains.  :2thumbup:
Loveland and Fremont Pass were my favorites when I lived in Summit County.
Check your altitude!

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greetings...

waiting for snowmelt waterflows to melt on mt evans... gonna skip pikes peak... this week they are setting up for the hill climb... it will be a mess...

505 miles on the micksters bugeye motowing yesterday... the mickster has lotts of photos... will post up soon...

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 :clap: The Mickster's new 'do is very friendly for the heat.  :2thumbup:

See y'alls soon.
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Epic ride JO, need more pictures. How's the taint going?
Regards Martin.
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greetings...

taint 100%...

its true what they say... there are 2 seasons in colorado... winter and road construction...

less than 300 miles today... road construction nearly kilt us...

recalculated oughtta colorado... its lovely... butts we gotta be moving deeper into the blast furnace...

anyway... we rode mt evans... now to utalls grand staircase via the nasty slabb... then the goal is the twisty bovine...

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more on this later...

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Offline D.Bachtel

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Yee Haa - Utah!  On to the Fishlake.
What a ride.

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I need one of your funny looking cows, they look like they would be good for hanging spare jackets on. Ride on JO. :2thumbup: :riding: :riding:
Regards a slightly jealous Martin.
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greetings...

the grand staircase...

more later from the blast furnace...

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North on 395, eh?


Hot as balls in Sonora, butts 108=worth it. :2thumbup:

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greetings...

thats right groupbpoacher...

having chineese at china lake right now...

they say there are space aliens here... i checked the mickster at the gate cause she aints gotts dod credentials...

tomorrow sherman pass and all that stuff up there... a blast to the 33 and up that mess...

more later...

this is the valley of fior...

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TBD credentials>dod credentials

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Great Bricking road, I like the back view on the Grand Staircase. How many Yee Haa's to a mile.
Regards Martin.
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greetings...

made it to santa paula ca just in time for a 60% ground round and 40% ground bacon burger...


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greetings...

twisty bovine has commenced...

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greetings...

met d.bachtel... friends... twistys... bovine...

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greetings...

rolling...

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greetings...

jalamba closed for rocket launch...

socal splits...

recalculating... industrial eats... bovine tongue...

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greetings...

with eaton... now there are 6... in the home of max... mill valley ca... gonna bust out panaramic ridgecrest bolonas and up the 1 to orogoon...

yeeehaaaaa...

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