I "searched" and didn't find an answer. Over the past 40-years I've owned everything BMW from a 2002 to an M3. An R50/2 to a K1. So, this isn't my first rodeo. Grasshopper? I think not. I asked a simple question and asked for an answer, not "light hearted sarcasm" as you suggest. Anyway, after following the suggestions made by Laitch with no joy, it appears I'll be buying a new ignition.