If you can guarantee me exemption from eternal damnation for potential other transgressions in my youth then maybe we can talk..
Sure, I can...um...no problem. I guess that depends on what you mean by 'guarantee'. Also depends probably on how bad I want that sidecar rig.
You're lucky you're so far away. Here in 'Murcuh a statement like that will get you kidnapped to some podunk Bible Belt salvation tent church mind-control hallelujah nutjob farm that would work tirelessly to convert your transgressions into hard assets.
But seriously, henceforward your eternal salvation is in good hands, Filmcamera! Go ahead and send the hack owner a check and I'll be sure to put in a good word for you with whichever NGO deals with that shit.